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Fully Fictional Football - 9/18/2007 11:15:25 AM
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Fritzpw_Admin
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We've all seen those threads where people start a story and others post to finish a post and then leave a cliff-hanger for the next person to finish etc. etc.
I was thinking it would be fun and entertaining to do that with a fictional football league.
We have the Anytown Pidgeons, a fictional name for a football team, and follow their guffaws and fumbles through the commentary of the game sportscaster.
So without further instruction... The coin has been flipped and the Pidgeons choose to receive the kick off.
Let the game begin!
NOTE:
Team roster and comments CLICK HERE
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RE: Fully Fictional Football - 9/18/2007 11:18:44 AM
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Welcome to the first game of the Pidgeons season folks.
Training has been difficult this year leaving their star quaterback out for two weeks after having an unfortunate run in with the water boy.
(Doctor's say our star's ear should be fine and that his near drowning should have little impact on the rest of his season.)
And there's the kick and Hawf Huffelstoff picks it up on the 33.
He's running past the 40 and ohhh... he colides with...
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RE: Fully Fictional Football - 9/19/2007 1:19:56 PM
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...the photographer for the Anytown Ad-Rag! Why the photographer thought he could step onto the field like that is anybody's guess. What a way to start the season, folks!
It looks like Huffelstoff is fine, and the referees are spotting the ball at the point of impact, on the 42 yard line. They're lining up for the next play. Quarterback Peter Plinkelburn takes the snap and steps back to pass. He looks right... he looks left...
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RE: Fully Fictional Football - 9/19/2007 1:27:55 PM
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and he fires the ball to Toodlestot.
Oh, and he takes a hard hit from Smigsworth.
You know, John, Toodlestot has shown great improvement over last year's...
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RE: Fully Fictional Football - 9/19/2007 2:28:58 PM
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. . . starting receiver, General E. Lectric.
You know, Al, when Lectric was first signed by the Pigeons, it was thought he'd put a charge in their passing game, but instead, he kinda shorted out.
Very true, John. OK, here's the snap on second and 10 after that incompletion to Tootlestot. Plinkleburn drops back to pass, no, wait, it's a draw play as . . .
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RE: Fully Fictional Football - 9/19/2007 5:54:19 PM
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...leading rusher Antwan Brown takes the hand off! He breaks a tackle, jumps over another defender, and is hitting open field! He's at the 50... the 40... he's getting some good blocks! The 30...
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RE: Fully Fictional Football - 9/19/2007 10:45:00 PM
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. . . Ooooh! Is he hit by #22, Rick "Body Smasher" Harrison! I gotta tell ya', that Harrison is one tough sonofagun! He hits people so hard that he's messed up 8 facemasks in his career - half of them his own.
It's first and 10 for the Pigeons at the 28 yard line of the Naugatuck Nitwits. The name may be strange, folks, but these players aren't! They play football kind of like they live - on the edge of. . .
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RE: Fully Fictional Football - 9/21/2007 12:28:44 PM
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...mayhem!
Pinkleburn takes the snap, drops back to pass, and here comes the blitz! The Nitwits are sending everybody but the Waterboy! Pinkleburn slips one tackle, and another, and. . . BAM! He's hit hard by "Body Smasher" Harrison, and dropped for a huge loss of 22 yards! Harrison is really wreaking havoc in the Pigeons backfield today, folks!
Uh oh! Pinkleburn is slow to get up! He really got his bell rung by Harrison on that one! He's . . .
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RE: Fully Fictional Football - 9/21/2007 12:42:41 PM
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He's... What in the world?!
I've never seen this before in all my years of sports casting folks... Pinkleburn is doing the Chicken Dance.
Maybe that hit knocked something loose.
Uh, oh, he's fallen over and is laying still.
Not sure what is going on here folks.
Let's cut to a commerical and we'll be right back...
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RE: Fully Fictional Football - 9/27/2007 11:07:39 AM
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"After the game, stay tuned for this years hottest new series, only on ANC Channel 7......It's Who Wants to Watch Eggs Fry. We've scoured the country, searching out these talented contestants, as we prepare for the first season of some realling exciting action. Will Sarah scramble her eggs? Can Wilford really cook an over easy, medium hard-boiled egg? Will Thomas be able to separate the whites from the yolks? Find out this season finally what everyone at the office has been talking about! Only on ANC CHannel 7"
Welcome back folks, and during the timeout, you missed some really great action.....let's go to the tape
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RE: Fully Fictional Football - 12/15/2007 10:44:37 AM
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Well as you can see Pinkelburn did get up after falling down during his chicken dance and seem alright.
But as you can see that when he huddled his team up he started to act somewhat irrational. He first put his left hand in and his team followed, then he put it out. Then I could not believe my eyes. I could not believe it when the entire offensive unit was turning in circles with their hands flailing in the air. Re they actually doing the Hokey Pokey??
But wait a minute! The Nitwits are dazed and confused. They are pointing and laughing but the Pidgeons have snapped the ball.
They have handed the ball to Gundersnack. He is going untouched. The Nitwits are unable to gain their composure! They are on the ground laughing at the site of the 300 pound linemen doing the Hokey Pokey.
Gundersack has made it back to the original line of scrimmage. He's to the 20... the 15... the 10... he... could...go...all... the... wait a minute! I can't believe my eyes...
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RE: Fully Fictional Football - 8/1/2008 9:45:38 AM
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His pants fell down, and he let go of the ball just in time to fumble it...
and what's this?!?! the Burger King mascot has grabbed the ball and started running to the other endzone!!! He is passing everybody in sheer horror, but wait...
it's Fat Albert leaping from the stands to the field, creating an earthquake...
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RE: Fully Fictional Football - 8/1/2008 12:39:59 PM
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... oh, no, wait... no, that was just California...
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RE: Fully Fictional Football - 8/7/2008 10:37:46 AM
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panicking at the sound of Fat Albert's earthquake...we are hearing multiple things here today, John [John Madden]...
I can hear you putting on Tough Actin' Tinactin on your feet...how's your foot fungus these days???
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RE: Fully Fictional Football - 8/17/2008 10:27:59 AM
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Al Michaels: "You know, I've never seen anything like this, John. These Pidgeons are really looking like a mess."
John Madden: "You said it, Al. But that sad thing is, that they STILL look better than last year. You've gotta hand it to Head Coach Fred Tackleburry for what he's done for this team."
Al Michaels: "I agree, John. And I must admit that Tackleburry's play calling has gotten a lot better since he had that electro-shock therapy treatment for his schizophrenia during the offseason."
John Madden: "Yeah! No more talking to imaginary players for him. Remember last year against the Podunk Possums when he told his quarterback to call a deep pass to a wide-receiver who never existed?"
Al Michaels: "It probably wouldn't have looked quite as bad if he hadn't been wearing that Abraham Lincoln outfit and ordering people to call him "Honest Abe" at the time."
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