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Funny Quotations - 6/30/2008 8:41:23 PM
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mvic
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Please post funny quotations here. Either your own, or from someone famous e.g.
From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down, I convulsed with laughter. Someday I intend on reading it. Groucho Marx.
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RE: Funny Quotations - 7/3/2008 12:36:28 PM
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“A long life may be good enough,
but a good life is never long enough.”
Benjamin Franklin
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RE: Funny Quotations - 7/9/2008 1:18:05 AM
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John 3:16
Paul 3:16
George 3:16
Ringo 3:16
"Action is how men express romance on film." -Kurt Wimmer
"Ignore these four words." -George Carlin
"The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." -Albert Einstein
< Message edited by ohmandy80 -- 7/9/2008 1:45:28 AM >
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RE: Funny Quotations - 7/9/2008 1:23:09 AM
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Age is a great teacher. Unfortunately it kills all its pupils.
"I type 101 words a minute. But it's in my own language." -Mitch Hedburg
"The ability to quote is a serviceable substitute for wit." -W. Somerset Maugham
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RE: Funny Quotations - 7/9/2008 1:52:48 AM
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ohmandy80
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"I have as much authority as the Pope. I just don't have as many people who believe it." -George Carlin
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RE: Funny Quotations - 7/18/2008 10:08:26 AM
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"Better to remain silent and appear dumb than to open your mouth and remove all doubt". (Mark Twain)
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RE: Funny Quotations - 7/18/2008 1:14:32 PM
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"Ever notice how irons have a setting for permanent press? I don't get it." (Steven Wright)
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RE: Funny Quotations - 7/20/2008 3:27:59 AM
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Adults are always asking little kids what they want to be when they grow up because they're looking for ideas.
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RE: Funny Quotations - 7/20/2008 8:08:44 AM
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"He can compress the most words into the smallest ideas of any man I ever met."
Or...
"If I were two-faced, would I be wearing this one?"
Or...
"If this is coffee, please bring me some tea; but if this is tea, please bring me some coffee."
All from Abraham Lincoln
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RE: Funny Quotations - 7/23/2008 1:14:27 PM
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"If God is here with us, why isn't His car parked out front?" - my grandson when he was younger.
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RE: Funny Quotations - 7/23/2008 9:42:09 PM
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"Life is what happens when you've planned something else." (unknown)
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RE: Funny Quotations - 7/24/2008 9:30:51 AM
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A friend's 3 year old son, seeing a picture of her when she was pregnant with him, asked about her big belly. She said, "You were in my tummy." His response: "Why did you eat me?"
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RE: Funny Quotations - 8/12/2008 10:00:15 PM
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If fact don't fit the theory change the facts-----Albert Einstein
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RE: Funny Quotations - 8/12/2008 11:38:20 PM
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A stitch in time saves nine.
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RE: Funny Quotations - 8/13/2008 4:40:51 AM
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mvic
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A stitch in time saves nine.
Yeh ... say that to the person who did the stitches after an operation and left the thimble inside the body !!! ?
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