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RE: Staged Rapture?! - 6/6/2008 10:35:10 AM

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At the rate we are going, no one will notice when the rapture occurs - because so few people will be affected.

BTW, what is behind you in your picture?

Drugs.
Drugs in an semi-automated counting machine that is not used any more... well, not used much anymore. The part of the machine behind me is a wall of drugs in cassettes. Drugs are pre-loaded into the cassettes in bulk and then counted by an automated counter (not in picture). The machine was made by Baker/McKesson and was called "Baker Cells". It is prone to errors and to chopping tablets and capsules into powder. The picture dates to August 26th, 2004 @ 6:52AM. The machines would be removed in about 3 months for something big and better.
I still wear the M&M tie, tough it is getting a bit tattered. I actually wore it today.

So you work in a pharmacy (or, heaven, to Cheech and Chong).

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RE: Staged Rapture?! - 6/6/2008 1:22:11 PM

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interesting topic...strange but yet fascinating that a theory exists.

It reminds me of a time, back in the day, when me and some of my buddies from high school wanted to stage a fake rapture to scare our bible teacher (i went to a christian high school...and acutally it was a fairly sane and i actually had fun). Our teacher always enjoyed talking about the end times, rapture ect...so our plan was this. Upon our teacher walking from his church office to classroom (which would be an outside journey by some trees) we would attach a underclassmen to a rope tied around a high tree limb. Somehow we would have removable clothing to be "Left behind". Also, we would have some form of bright lights, a trumpet player from the band, and some strong people to hoist the underclassmen into the heavens. Of course, i'm sure there were alot of flaws in the plan and it wouldn't have worked, but hey it was good memories. And also, this is the result of being trapped in the classroom and made to watch every sequel to "a thief in the night".

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RE: Staged Rapture?! - 6/7/2008 10:06:36 PM

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At the rate we are going, no one will notice when the rapture occurs - because so few people will be affected.

BTW, what is behind you in your picture?

Drugs.
Drugs in an semi-automated counting machine that is not used any more... well, not used much anymore. The part of the machine behind me is a wall of drugs in cassettes. Drugs are pre-loaded into the cassettes in bulk and then counted by an automated counter (not in picture). The machine was made by Baker/McKesson and was called "Baker Cells". It is prone to errors and to chopping tablets and capsules into powder. The picture dates to August 26th, 2004 @ 6:52AM. The machines would be removed in about 3 months for something big and better.
I still wear the M&M tie, tough it is getting a bit tattered. I actually wore it today.

So you work in a pharmacy (or, heaven, to Cheech and Chong).

Yes. Scarey isnt it?

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RE: Staged Rapture?! - 6/9/2008 3:39:23 PM

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ORIGINAL: draexo

At the rate we are going, no one will notice when the rapture occurs - because so few people will be affected.

BTW, what is behind you in your picture?

Drugs.
Drugs in an semi-automated counting machine that is not used any more... well, not used much anymore. The part of the machine behind me is a wall of drugs in cassettes. Drugs are pre-loaded into the cassettes in bulk and then counted by an automated counter (not in picture). The machine was made by Baker/McKesson and was called "Baker Cells". It is prone to errors and to chopping tablets and capsules into powder. The picture dates to August 26th, 2004 @ 6:52AM. The machines would be removed in about 3 months for something big and better.
I still wear the M&M tie, tough it is getting a bit tattered. I actually wore it today.

So you work in a pharmacy (or, heaven, to Cheech and Chong).

Yes. Scarey isnt it?

Better living through chemistry.

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RE: Staged Rapture?! - 6/9/2008 3:40:57 PM

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I was searching about the web today, when I stumbled on this:

http://www.angelfire.com/d20/philadelphians/fakerap.html

I'm speechless. So what's everyone's opinion on that?

Staging one is the only way it'd ever come close to occuring.

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RE: Staged Rapture?! - 6/9/2008 9:04:36 PM

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I'm an extreme worrywart when it comes to the end times.

Read the encouraging scriptures . Those who keep his covenant he will preserve and protect. Old and new testament scriptures, that is.

BTW, Jesus comes after the tribulation, not before --it's clear, short & sweet in Mark 13:24-26.

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RE: Staged Rapture?! - 6/12/2008 10:00:37 PM

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Better living through chemistry.

Even thought I sell them, I am not pro-drug.

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RE: Staged Rapture?! - 7/10/2008 11:26:51 PM

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New World Order planners can possibly "take over the world by projecting holographic images into the sky while beaming thoughts directly into our heads, telling us to accept the new 'god' of their design." [HAARP: The Ultimate Weapon Of The Conspiracy , by Jerry E. Smith, p. 15; New Age adherent]

LOL!! I laughed so hard I almost threw up. I'd pay money to see this!! Ok, everyone, get in rapture mode!! LOL!!! Beaming thoughts into my head, like I don't have enough junk in there already!! I seriously don't think you have anything to worry about. Although it would be funny!! LOL!!!

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RE: Staged Rapture?! - 7/11/2008 10:59:43 AM

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...I laughed so hard I almost threw up...

Those are the two most likely signs that you've received mind-altering thoughts - uncontrollable laughter and nausea!

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RE: Staged Rapture?! - 7/11/2008 5:16:57 PM

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...I laughed so hard I almost threw up...

Those are the two most likely signs that you've received mind-altering thoughts - uncontrollable laughter and nausea!

you know what would be really funny? To do all of that rapture stuff and then say, April Fools!!! LOL!!!!

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