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RE: Snarkiness 101 - 7/23/2008 8:43:19 AM   
Qtman


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Status: offline 		I just thought I would point out the fact nothing snarky has been posted in 6 days. What happened guys. Surely you did not run out of snarky.

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RE: Snarkiness 101 - 7/23/2008 9:21:08 AM   
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RE: Snarkiness 101 - 7/23/2008 9:32:18 AM   
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ORIGINAL: bluestone

My signature is considered snarky by some, although not meant to be. Accidental snarky
I like it! I know of some people that would be offended, but the way I see it... if it don't apply, just let it pass over ya. If you're getting offended, it just may apply.

[snarky]I've read your posts from start to finish, and I can say that you can compress the smallest ideas into the most words of anyone I've ever met.[/snarky]
(No, that's not directed at you blue...)



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RE: Snarkiness 101 - 7/23/2008 11:09:47 AM   
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RE: Snarkiness 101 - 7/23/2008 12:14:02 PM   
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ORIGINAL: Qtman

I just thought I would point out the fact nothing snarky has been posted in 6 days. What happened guys. Surely you did not run out of snarky.


I don't know about everyone else, but I'm afraid my snarkiness has not run out - I'm just posting it where needed in other threads... Guess I need to visit this thread more often...

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RE: Snarkiness 101 - 7/23/2008 2:17:20 PM   
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ORIGINAL: phosadaud

quote:

ORIGINAL: Qtman

I just thought I would point out the fact nothing snarky has been posted in 6 days. What happened guys. Surely you did not run out of snarky.


I don't know about everyone else, but I'm afraid my snarkiness has not run out - I'm just posting it where needed in other threads... Guess I need to visit this thread more often...


We should go forth and spread the word.

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RE: Snarkiness 101 - 7/23/2008 2:21:37 PM   
doinkdom


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Status: offline 		Snarkiness has no expiration date and a shelf life of about a bzilliontrillion years.

All that without preservatives!

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RE: Snarkiness 101 - 7/23/2008 3:33:13 PM   
JimboFletch


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Status: offline 		Would it be easier on you if I gave an answer first and, then, you could ask whatever question makes the most sense to ask?


Let's give it a try:

Shadrach, Martha, and Ananias.
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RE: Snarkiness 101 - 7/23/2008 3:37:18 PM   
WesP


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ORIGINAL: JimboFletch

Would it be easier on you if I gave an answer first and, then, you could ask whatever question makes the most sense to ask?


Let's give it a try:

Shadrach, Martha, and Ananias.


I'll take, "Who are people from the bible?" for $1000.

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RE: Snarkiness 101 - 7/23/2008 3:46:16 PM   
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ORIGINAL: WesP

quote:

ORIGINAL: JimboFletch

Would it be easier on you if I gave an answer first and, then, you could ask whatever question makes the most sense to ask?


Let's give it a try:

Shadrach, Martha, and Ananias.


I'll take, "Who are people from the bible?" for $1000.

ROTFLOL!
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RE: Snarkiness 101 - 7/23/2008 3:56:56 PM  1 votes
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ORIGINAL: JimboFletch

Would it be easier on you if I gave an answer first and, then, you could ask whatever question makes the most sense to ask?


Let's give it a try:

Shadrach, Martha, and Ananias.


Who are almost toast, a good host, and lied to the Holy Ghost?

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RE: Snarkiness 101 - 7/23/2008 4:03:15 PM   
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ORIGINAL: Kerrlaw1

quote:

ORIGINAL: JimboFletch

Would it be easier on you if I gave an answer first and, then, you could ask whatever question makes the most sense to ask?


Let's give it a try:

Shadrach, Martha, and Ananias.


Who are almost toast, a good host, and lied to the Holy Ghost?





(Wish I had thought of that!)
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RE: Snarkiness 101 - 7/23/2008 4:05:26 PM   
WesP


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RE: Snarkiness 101 - 7/23/2008 4:26:36 PM   
WesP


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<--- BTW, this is the true function of corn! It is to help the oil industry and its functionaries, not detract from them!
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RE: Snarkiness 101 - 7/23/2008 4:48:28 PM   
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RE: Snarkiness 101 - 7/23/2008 4:51:23 PM   
WesP


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RE: Snarkiness 101 - 7/23/2008 5:07:01 PM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: Kerrlaw1

quote:

ORIGINAL: JimboFletch

Would it be easier on you if I gave an answer first and, then, you could ask whatever question makes the most sense to ask?


Let's give it a try:

Shadrach, Martha, and Ananias.


Who are almost toast, a good host, and lied to the Holy Ghost?



You're my hero! That was awesome!

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RE: Snarkiness 101 - 7/23/2008 5:33:09 PM   
CoeurdeLeon_


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Status: offline 		So. We're not going to use logic or sound thinking or even the Bible for this debate. Rather emotionalism and knee-jerk reaction is the order of the day. Okay. Thanks.

I just REALLY wish you'd have said that in the OP.

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RE: Snarkiness 101 - 7/23/2008 8:39:20 PM   
Kath


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quote:

ORIGINAL: Kerrlaw1

quote:

ORIGINAL: JimboFletch

Would it be easier on you if I gave an answer first and, then, you could ask whatever question makes the most sense to ask?


Let's give it a try:

Shadrach, Martha, and Ananias.


Who are almost toast, a good host, and lied to the Holy Ghost?



oh, VERY good!
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RE: Snarkiness 101 - 7/23/2008 8:49:29 PM   
Kath


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ORIGINAL: Kerrlaw1

quote:

ORIGINAL: JimboFletch

Would it be easier on you if I gave an answer first and, then, you could ask whatever question makes the most sense to ask?


Let's give it a try:

Shadrach, Martha, and Ananias.


Who are almost toast, a good host, and lied to the Holy Ghost?



I do intend to submit this for quote of the year, in which case we'd have two winners, the straight man and the one with the punch line. I don't know if he'd allow that but it's on my list for submission.
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RE: Snarkiness 101 - 7/23/2008 9:48:33 PM   
armydude


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quote:

ORIGINAL: Kath

quote:

ORIGINAL: Kerrlaw1

quote:

ORIGINAL: JimboFletch

Would it be easier on you if I gave an answer first and, then, you could ask whatever question makes the most sense to ask?


Let's give it a try:

Shadrach, Martha, and Ananias.


Who are almost toast, a good host, and lied to the Holy Ghost?



I do intend to submit this for quote of the year, in which case we'd have two winners, the straight man and the one with the punch line. I don't know if he'd allow that but it's on my list for submission.
Only one way to find out...

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RE: Snarkiness 101 - 7/23/2008 10:38:09 PM   
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I do intend to submit this for quote of the year, in which case we'd have two winners, the straight man and the one with the punch line. I don't know if he'd allow that but it's on my list for submission.




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RE: Snarkiness 101 - 7/24/2008 2:46:24 PM   
armydude


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Status: online 		So your entire purpose is to alienate everyone possible? It would've helped if you'd just put that in the OP...

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RE: Snarkiness 101 - 7/24/2008 3:00:18 PM   
bluestone


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I detect a root of bitterness springing up.

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RE: Snarkiness 101 - 7/24/2008 3:42:53 PM   
Qtman


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Bluestone I am so glad you did not ask them if they were Cattle farmers. Because I am afraid of what you would have detected.

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