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RE: Snarkiness 101 - 7/24/2008 3:44:04 PM

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Bluestone I am so glad you did not ask them if they were Cattle farmers. Because I am afraid of what you would have detected.

Mooooo... *plop*

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RE: Snarkiness 101 - 7/24/2008 3:51:43 PM

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The Betty Ford Center called. Your room is ready, and your program will be long.

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<--- BTW, this is the true function of corn! It is to help the oil industry and its functionaries, not detract from them!

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RE: Snarkiness 101 - 7/24/2008 3:55:25 PM

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I just read your post and all I have to say is I'm sorry. I know it is hard being you.

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A friend gave me a report with Stats showing that 4,153,237 people got married last year. Now I don't want to start any trouble but I can't help but wonder. Shouldn't that be an even number?

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RE: Snarkiness 101 - 7/24/2008 4:02:52 PM

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All you need to make better posts is some Correctol.

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RE: Snarkiness 101 - 7/24/2008 6:49:22 PM

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Would it be easier on you if I gave an answer first and, then, you could ask whatever question makes the most sense to ask?

Let's give it a try:

Shadrach, Martha, and Ananias.

Who are almost toast, a good host, and lied to the Holy Ghost?

I do intend to submit this for quote of the year, in which case we'd have two winners, the straight man and the one with the punch line. I don't know if he'd allow that but it's on my list for submission.

I'm a straight man too.

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RE: Snarkiness 101 - 7/24/2008 7:39:43 PM

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I sure didn't mean to start a rumor or imply anything!

(wow, some people are just so easily offended!

< Message edited by Kath -- 7/24/2008 8:06:46 PM >

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RE: Snarkiness 101 - 7/24/2008 7:40:03 PM

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I would certainly hope so Kerr or your wife might not be very happy...

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RE: Snarkiness 101 - 7/25/2008 8:09:36 AM

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That's IT! No more posting for you. You're not safe with a keyboard.

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RE: Snarkiness 101 - 7/25/2008 8:13:14 AM

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Thank you for being such a boost to my self-esteem! I used to feel I was such a theological goofus until I began reading your posts. Now I realize there are several deeper layers of goofusness that I've never begun to plumb.

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RE: Snarkiness 101 - 7/25/2008 8:18:06 AM

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^^^^^Snars!!!

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RE: Snarkiness 101 - 7/25/2008 12:42:32 PM

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Hey it really is better to remain silent and let people just think you a fool.

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RE: Snarkiness 101 - 7/25/2008 2:20:18 PM

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(Jimbo is a hero of mine)

I could get mad, but it is just not worth the energy. The best way to respond is to live a good long blessed life.

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RE: Snarkiness 101 - 7/25/2008 2:23:18 PM

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Ever hear of the term "martyr-complex"?

You've got it in spades...

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RE: Snarkiness 101 - 7/25/2008 5:42:35 PM

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Guildenstern: A man talking sense to himself is no madder than a man talking nonsense not to himself.
Rosencrantz: Or just as mad.
G: Or just as mad.
R: And he does both.
G: So there you are.
R: Stark raving sane.

(borrowed from Restored_heart's tagline and she borrowed it from rosencrantz and guidenstern are dead)

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RE: Snarkiness 101 - 7/25/2008 8:45:35 PM

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That play/movie has a lot of gems...

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RE: Snarkiness 101 - 7/26/2008 11:44:53 PM

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Based on the intelligent postings you've made, I've come to the conclusion that you've must've sneaked out the back door of a cetain type of medical facility. You know what I mean?

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RE: Snarkiness 101 - 7/26/2008 11:50:17 PM

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/snarky

Welcome to the thread Melissa! Good first post.

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RE: Snarkiness 101 - 7/27/2008 12:53:41 AM

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Hi! Nice to meet you! I can't say I've ever met a living martyr before.

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RE: Snarkiness 101 - 7/27/2008 1:03:43 PM

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hmm, I've read the same wisdom from the Reader's Digest years ago.

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RE: Snarkiness 101 - 7/27/2008 1:49:56 PM

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You know, even among those that smoke that kind of stuff, it's considered rude to hog it all... SHARE!

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RE: Snarkiness 101 - 7/27/2008 2:29:39 PM

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Hi! Nice to meet you! I can't say I've ever met a living martyr before.

Then you've never met my mother.

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RE: Snarkiness 101 - 7/27/2008 3:28:49 PM

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Mr. Spock would be applying his famous "Vulcan nerve pinch" on your neck for posting something as illogical as THAT!

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RE: Snarkiness 101 - 7/27/2008 3:29:55 PM

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Have you been drinking and posting again?

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RE: Snarkiness 101 - 7/27/2008 3:33:30 PM

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Have you been drinking and posting again?

A related one:

What have you been smoking that caused you to post something that stupid?

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RE: Snarkiness 101 - 7/27/2008 3:59:09 PM

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When I read your last post to my cat, he liked it so much, he barfed up a hairball on my keyboard.

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