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RE: July Game Thread - BAD ADVICE - 7/15/2008 8:33:13 AM
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John_O
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I am at the beach and want to go swimming but forgot my bathing suit, what should I do?
Hang around the changing rooms and grab the first suit that comes available. Remember though to grab both pieces if it happens to be a two piece. You wouldn't want to ruin the ensemble.
2 pieces, now why would a bathing suit have 2?
Yeah you don't need any bottoms.
LOL!!!!
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RE: July Game Thread - BAD ADVICE - 7/15/2008 8:36:06 AM
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I'd like to lose a little weight. Any suggestions?
Amputation of an unneeded limb?
Frontal lobotomy? (You may not lose much weight but you won't really care too much about it anymore)
Walk to New York?
Starve yourself for one week. No food at all. Then eat all you want for one day. Then starve yourself for another week. Repeat until you reach you're desired wieght.
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RE: July Game Thread - BAD ADVICE - 7/15/2008 1:45:42 PM
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saraimay75
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I'd like to lose a little weight. Any suggestions?
Do NOTHING (and I mean nothing)else but pray over and over and over and over...Lord take this weight away, Lord take this weight away, Lord take this weight away, Lord take this weight away, Lord take this weight away, Lord take this weight away, Lord take this weight away, Lord take this weight away, Lord take this weight away, Lord take this weight away, Lord take this weight away, Lord take this weight away...  While eating the worst food for you body as possible
Then you pray over and over and over...Lord take the calories away, Lord take the calories away, Lord take the calories away, Lord take the calories away, Lord take the calories away, Lord take the calories away, Lord take the calories away, Lord take the calories away, Lord take the calories away, Lord take the calories away, Lord take the calories away, Lord take the calories away...
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RE: July Game Thread - BAD ADVICE - 7/15/2008 2:16:49 PM
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I'd like to lose a little weight. Any suggestions?
Amputation of an unneeded limb?
Frontal lobotomy? (You may not lose much weight but you won't really care too much about it anymore)
Walk to New York?
Starve yourself for one week. No food at all. Then eat all you want for one day. Then starve yourself for another week. Repeat until you reach you're desired weight.
It's not called starving if you do it for the Lord. It's called fasting. So start fasting as soon as you can, and you'll lose weight, and be more spiritual.
Oh, get a breast reduction. That should work too. I mean, there's a couple of pounds right there. Who needs them anyway, right? So, get rid of those babies. And the hair has to come off too. Bald is beautiful, so chop a few inches and get rid of a few ounces of weight.
If you're really desperate to lose a weight, I heard you'd only weigh half of what you weigh in Mars as you would here. Much less in the moon. So, move there.
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RE: July Game Thread - BAD ADVICE - 7/16/2008 1:48:18 AM
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saraimay75
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How do I get myself on the the national news???
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RE: July Game Thread - BAD ADVICE - 7/16/2008 11:30:51 AM
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How do I get myself on the the national news???
I can't post any of my advice on this one without getting myself on the national news. Sorry!
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RE: July Game Thread - BAD ADVICE - 7/17/2008 12:14:15 AM
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How do I get myself on the the national news???
Run for President.
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RE: July Game Thread - BAD ADVICE - 7/17/2008 2:06:45 AM
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How do I get myself on the the national news???
Go to one of the Patriot's game and run around nekkid screaming "TOM BRADY, I WANT TO HAVE YOUR BAYYYYYBEEEEE!". That should do it. You'll even make the national news in Canada, trust me on this one, lol.
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but those who hope in the LORD
will renew their strength.
They will soar on wings like eagles;
they will run and not grow weary,
they will walk and not be faint....Isaiah 40: 31
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RE: July Game Thread - BAD ADVICE - 7/17/2008 5:17:50 AM
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How do I get myself on the the national news???
Go to one of the Patriot's game and run around nekkid screaming "TOM BRADY, I WANT TO HAVE YOUR BAYYYYYBEEEEE!". That should do it. You'll even make the national news in Canada, trust me on this one, lol.
LOLOLOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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RE: July Game Thread - BAD ADVICE - 7/17/2008 10:35:11 PM
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I just paid off my van. WOO HOO!
Now that I don't have a car payment, what should I do with the extra $$$ I will have each month??
Go find a good casino to spend it in. You're bound to make even more money that way!
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RE: July Game Thread - BAD ADVICE - 7/19/2008 12:09:09 PM
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I just paid off my van. WOO HOO!
Now that I don't have a car payment, what should I do with the extra $$$ I will have each month??
You should take all of the money that you save and go to Vegas and play all of the money on one single bet at the casino.
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RE: July Game Thread - BAD ADVICE - 7/19/2008 12:13:20 PM
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I just paid off my van. WOO HOO!
Now that I don't have a car payment, what should I do with the extra $$$ I will have each month??
Do you want me to PM you my address? I'll gladly take your money problems (or lack thereof) away for you.
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but those who hope in the LORD
will renew their strength.
They will soar on wings like eagles;
they will run and not grow weary,
they will walk and not be faint....Isaiah 40: 31
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RE: July Game Thread - BAD ADVICE - 7/19/2008 12:35:31 PM
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I'll be attending a wedding soon and am determined to catch the bouquet during the toss. What can I do to ensure that I catch it?
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RE: July Game Thread - BAD ADVICE - 7/19/2008 12:39:19 PM
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Prairiehiker
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Wow, that's a tough one. Hmmmm.....the only thing I can think of is to strap a bomb on you and when the bouquet throwing starts, starts screaming, "OK PEOPLE, I GET THIS BOUQUET OR WE ALL DIE"!
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but those who hope in the LORD
will renew their strength.
They will soar on wings like eagles;
they will run and not grow weary,
they will walk and not be faint....Isaiah 40: 31
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RE: July Game Thread - BAD ADVICE - 7/19/2008 12:42:56 PM
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LOLOLOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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We were free and made alive.
The day true love died. The day true love died.
Lisa is happy THE ROWDIES ARE BACK!
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RE: July Game Thread - BAD ADVICE - 7/19/2008 12:44:00 PM
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Make sure that you are wearing high heels after you have just clean them with polish and then grab a skateboard to ensure a speedy catch! 
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