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RE: The easily offended - 8/26/2008 4:40:17 PM
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doinkdom
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I'm offended that I thought my computer had a problem and spent waaay too much time trying to fix it and find out that it's the forum that is running slow!
 I've done that before
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RE: The easily offended - 8/26/2008 6:08:53 PM
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mvic
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Ahaa ... so this slow computer thing is happening at the Forum end? I thought my computer was going wrong as it slowed down. I hit the monitor on the side a few times - you know, like they used to do with TVs? So it broke !!! Got a new monitor and the website loading/downloading is still slow.
Anyway, I am writing this post slowly as I know some people can't read fast.
Hi Covaan_Meshuga. You mention global warming.
I have just discovered the cause of global warming and I was wondering who to write to? It's got nothing to do with CO2 and all that.
It's scented candles !!!
I went to a party the other day. No lights. Just scented candles everywhere.
Now think how many scented candles are burning throughout the world right now !!! Result - Global warming.
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RE: The easily offended - 8/26/2008 6:12:49 PM
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I'm offended that it's not just me. Here I thought I'd finally offended someone enough that they were hacking my network just to slow down my connection and make me mad...
LOLOLOL. I was really offended that my neighbor up the street was hooging the bandwidth, then I figured out, it was my son!
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RE: The easily offended - 8/26/2008 8:19:13 PM
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Karaboo2
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I have just discovered the cause of global warming and I was wondering who to write to? It's got nothing to do with CO2 and all that.
It's scented candles !!!
I went to a party the other day. No lights. Just scented candles everywhere.
Now think how many scented candles are burning throughout the world right now !!! Result - Global warming.
Now *I'm* offended!!! LOL -- I just spent money on said scented candles at a candle party ... plus I'm hosting a party next month. I think I could easily live without regular lighting if I had my pretty scented candles. (But I'm wondering if they'll ever create a scent strong enough to cover the stench of wet dog)
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RE: The easily offended - 8/26/2008 8:39:37 PM
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Hello Kara,
I think I can help you there ... I've just invented a spray which smells just like a wet dog. You spray it in any room and it totally camouflages any odours your dog creates.
If any visitors complain just show them the spray can and tell them it's a modern natural scent. They'll be impressed. You can hold parties to sell said sprays. And I'll become very rich.
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RE: The easily offended - 8/26/2008 8:59:53 PM
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...and crosswalk is my homepage...I am well familiar with its slow pace.
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RE: The easily offended - 8/26/2008 9:00:51 PM
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mvic
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Sorry ... I've never seen Monster Inc.
It's back to the drawing board for me. I must invent something to make me famous ...
I know ... a spray that stops anyone ever being offended. Now that would make it a peaceful happy world !!!!
Yepeee ... I'm famous !!!!
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RE: The easily offended - 8/26/2008 9:01:45 PM
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Sorry ... I've never seen Monster Inc.
It's back to the drawing board for me. I must invent something to make me famous ...
I know ... a spray that stops anyone ever being offended. Now that would make it a peaceful happy world !!!!
Yepeee ... I'm famous !!!!
Then people would be offended that you wanted to spray them... Back to square one...
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RE: The easily offended - 8/26/2008 9:03:34 PM
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mvic
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Oh no ....
Please help me someone to invent something useful.
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RE: The easily offended - 8/26/2008 9:39:20 PM
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Well, I am offended that SOME here are taking the ancient Geeks for granite.
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RE: The easily offended - 8/27/2008 9:13:20 AM
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Oh no ....
Please help me someone to invent something useful.
Self-changing diapers. As a mother of three- two of which are still in diapers... well, if you want offensive, just visit our house at diaper changing time!
--Kat
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RE: The easily offended - 8/27/2008 10:07:53 AM
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And when you invent these self-changing diapers, make sure they can take themselves to the trashcan as well.
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RE: The easily offended - 8/27/2008 11:25:12 AM
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mvic
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Wow ... that's a challenge.
I know exactly what you mean ...
Why do babies wait until you've changed the diaper, and then make sure it needs changing yet again? Know what I mean?
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RE: The easily offended - 8/27/2008 12:18:30 PM
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My youngest loves to wait until she has a fresh, dry diaper before taking care of dirty work. Talk about offensive both to the sensibilities and the pocketbook!
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RE: The easily offended - 8/27/2008 1:31:36 PM
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I am offended that the Firefox update (FF3) is not compatible with color tabs.
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RE: The easily offended - 8/27/2008 1:46:03 PM
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That's the way I looked too when I realized it. I depend on those color tabs when I have a lot of tabs open. I hope they update it soon.
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