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RE: The things you never dreamed you'd say... - 7/18/2008 2:57:36 PM
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Jenny-Fair
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Go to your room and practice burping quietly. At least ten burps!
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RE: The things you never dreamed you'd say... - 7/18/2008 3:19:36 PM
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These are all hilarious. I needed a laugh today!!
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RE: The things you never dreamed you'd say... - 7/19/2008 9:02:50 PM
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betterisoneday
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"We don't play with dead worms!" Tonight after my son offered to unlock the front door with one he had just picked up.
Of course, this is the same child to whom my parents said "We don't chew on rocks during supper". (He had kept the rock in his mouth through the whole meal before anyone noticed.)
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RE: The things you never dreamed you'd say... - 7/21/2008 1:24:23 PM
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zoebob
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Get your feet out of your mouth
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RE: The things you never dreamed you'd say... - 7/22/2008 4:39:33 PM
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Geeky1
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Son, you have an eel in my bathroom (referring to a stuffed moray eel he had)
Why is there a crocodile in my bed? (another stuffed animal)
Why is Pikachu in the refrigerator?
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RE: The things you never dreamed you'd say... - 7/24/2008 5:15:13 PM
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Sideways
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No, Nathan, we don't color the cats.
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RE: The things you never dreamed you'd say... - 7/25/2008 12:59:31 PM
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Zhi
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Today, I informed my daughter "You slapped a banana. What did you expect?" (her peeled half of a banana was on my desk, she smacked it for some reason then got all upset due to the gooshed banana on her hand). Then I thought "Huh. That's new..."
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RE: The things you never dreamed you'd say... - 7/31/2008 3:44:28 PM
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ChelaW
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ORIGINAL: Tinkerbell_
"Quit giving your brother wedgies!" "I'm not! I'm giving myself a wedgie!" "Then quit giving yourself wedgies! You're scaring your brother!"
LOLOLOL!! This literally made me LOL at work!
To my 3 yo DD, "No, God is not in your tummy." or "No, God doesn't want you to have cake, candy or ice cream, either" after I told her she couldn't have any she insisted that God wanted her to!
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