RE: Habachi steak houses: Should we go there?

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Habachi steak houses: Should we go there?

Yes, go there if you want. YUMMY!

71% (43)

No, it would be honoring a false religion

5% (3)

who cares?

18% (11)

other

5% (3)

Total Votes : 60

(last vote on : 8/13/2008 8:38:12 PM)
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bluestone -> RE: Habachi steak houses: Should we go there? (7/11/2008 11:09:32 AM)
I highly recommend sprinkling cows. Immersion is too dangerous. Could sprain the preacher's back.

benelchi -> RE: Habachi steak houses: Should we go there? (7/11/2008 11:11:23 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: GroupW quote: ORIGINAL: edgibson I guess that you cannot eat in any non-christian restaurant? Can you buy groceries from a non-christian store? Electricity from a non-christian utility? I guess that you could join your local Mennonite or Amish community. That settles it. I'm moving to Pennsylvania. It raises another issue though - would my horse need to eat kosher oats? Rumor has it that some real big heathens live in Pennsylvania, might be a bad influence.[:D]

armydude -> RE: Habachi steak houses: Should we go there? (7/11/2008 11:11:25 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: GroupW quote: ORIGINAL: DougHorton I suppose if we are not allowed to eat food from sources that are not Christian, we either need to have all of our missionaries return, or start sending over massive amounts of baptized food. Or... maybe we should send the food anyway. Would you have to baptize the calves if you send it to a reformed missionary, and the adult cows if you send it to a baptist missionary? If you baptize the adult cows, would they need some sort of profession of faith first? ("Stomp once for saved, twice for ...) Or since they're about to get cooked anyway, is it just the unsaved cattle that are being eaten? Y'all have amazing imaginations! I'm laughing loud enough to skeer the neighbors here!

DougHorton -> RE: Habachi steak houses: Should we go there? (7/11/2008 11:26:42 AM)
No, just baptize them all. The Lord knows which are His cattle. However, if they start mooing too loud, they go to the Baptists. If they are swishing their tails in the wrong direction, they'll have to go to the Pentecostal missionaries.

GroupW -> RE: Habachi steak houses: Should we go there? (7/11/2008 11:34:04 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: DougHorton No, just baptize them all. The Lord knows which are His cattle. However, if they start mooing too loud, they go to the Baptists. If they are swishing their tails in the wrong direction, they'll have to go to the Pentecostal missionaries. And the one's that just stand there quietly are clearly CRC.

GroupW -> RE: Habachi steak houses: Should we go there? (7/11/2008 11:38:50 AM)
Jewish - Sacrifice the cow and consume it. Protestant - Sacrifice the cow, and consume it. Don't enjoy it, though. Catholic - Have a nice cabernet with that cow. Militant Islamic - Blow the cow up. Hindu - The cow will get you back in your next life. Buddhist - The cow is an illusion. Atheist - There is no cow.

CoeurdeLeon_ -> RE: Habachi steak houses: Should we go there? (7/11/2008 11:53:04 AM)
That's awesome![sm=Llol.gif][sm=Llol.gif][sm=Llol.gif][sm=Llol.gif]

KatMack -> RE: Habachi steak houses: Should we go there? (7/11/2008 12:14:12 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: bluestone I highly recommend sprinkling cows. Immersion is too dangerous. Could sprain the preacher's back. Note to self: Do not drink diet Coke while reading CW... is hazardous to the keyboard! --Kat

DougHorton -> RE: Habachi steak houses: Should we go there? (7/11/2008 12:27:51 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: bluestone I highly recommend sprinkling cows. Immersion is too dangerous. Could sprain the preacher's back. That means cows can't be Baptist! Therefore Baptists should stop eating beef? Listen up you Baptists! If I see any more of you in Burger King, I'm calling your deacon board, right away!

bluestone -> RE: Habachi steak houses: Should we go there? (7/11/2008 12:35:50 PM)
more cow for the Methodists![sm=chef.gif]

DougHorton -> RE: Habachi steak houses: Should we go there? (7/11/2008 12:43:34 PM)
The Presbyterians, Anglicans and Lutherans won't let you get away with that. Who gets the pork?

benelchi -> RE: Habachi steak houses: Should we go there? (7/11/2008 12:45:03 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: DougHorton quote: ORIGINAL: bluestone I highly recommend sprinkling cows. Immersion is too dangerous. Could sprain the preacher's back. That means cows can't be Baptist! Therefore Baptists should stop eating beef? Listen up you Baptists! If I see any more of you in Burger King, I'm calling your deacon board, right away! I thought Baptist could eat cows because they weren't Baptist; when you figure out how to dunk the cows then you need to call the deacon's board.

DougHorton -> RE: Habachi steak houses: Should we go there? (7/11/2008 12:47:14 PM)
Quick, let's sprinkle the cows before the Baptists figure out how to get them out of the baptistry!

GroupW -> RE: Habachi steak houses: Should we go there? (7/11/2008 1:10:37 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: DougHorton The Presbyterians, Anglicans and Lutherans won't let you get away with that. Who gets the pork? Congress.

saraimay75 -> RE: Habachi steak houses: Should we go there? (7/11/2008 1:18:38 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: KatMack quote: ORIGINAL: bluestone I highly recommend sprinkling cows. Immersion is too dangerous. Could sprain the preacher's back. Note to self: Do not drink diet Coke while reading CW... is hazardous to the keyboard! --Kat You can't be drinking coffee either.

GroupW -> RE: Habachi steak houses: Should we go there? (7/11/2008 1:24:05 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: benelchi Rumor has it that some real big heathens live in Pennsylvania, might be a bad influence.[:D] Pennsylvania's fine - y'all are the bad influence.

benelchi -> RE: Habachi steak houses: Should we go there? (7/11/2008 1:40:34 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: saraimay75 quote: ORIGINAL: KatMack quote: ORIGINAL: bluestone I highly recommend sprinkling cows. Immersion is too dangerous. Could sprain the preacher's back. Note to self: Do not drink diet Coke while reading CW... is hazardous to the keyboard! --Kat You can't be drinking coffee either. Black coffee isn't too bad (if you let the keyboard dry out), and diet Coke isn't much worse; however, coffee with cream and SUGAR or a regular coke will destroy a keyboard in one dowsing. The water evaporates, but the Sugar is there forever!

bluestone -> RE: Habachi steak houses: Should we go there? (7/11/2008 1:57:56 PM)
milkshakes and keyboards don't mix.

benelchi -> RE: Habachi steak houses: Should we go there? (7/11/2008 2:16:02 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: bluestone milkshakes and keyboards don't mix. True, but fortunately they are not typically the kind of drinks that get all over the keyboard during outbreaks of laughter. [:D] And when they spill, they do so slowly enough that you can usually prevent any damage. However, some EXTRA caution should be exercised when you are trying to remove the cow from the Baptistery, during that kind of activity it is posible to kick your milkshake over with enough force that it will get into the keyboard ruin it!

DougHorton -> RE: Habachi steak houses: Should we go there? (7/11/2008 2:38:42 PM)
Why is the keyboard near the baptistry? Are Baptists baptizing computers now?

GroupW -> RE: Habachi steak houses: Should we go there? (7/11/2008 2:41:31 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: DougHorton Why is the keyboard near the baptistry? Are Baptists baptizing computers now? I'd sure like to dunk mine today.

benelchi -> RE: Habachi steak houses: Should we go there? (7/11/2008 2:43:30 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: DougHorton Why is the keyboard near the baptistry? Are Baptists baptizing computers now? It's where they inventory the cows they are trying to get out of the baptistery, so they know which ones the can eat and which ones they can't.

CoeurdeLeon_ -> RE: Habachi steak houses: Should we go there? (7/11/2008 2:43:52 PM)
Turns out it's really a blessing that I can't drink and read at the same exact time.[8D] I'm not touching the cow baptistry keyboard issue.[sm=icon_smile_approve.gif]

ta_mosquito -> RE: Habachi steak houses: Should we go there? (7/11/2008 2:50:42 PM)
quote: And the one's that just stand there quietly are clearly CRC. HA! [8D]

benelchi -> RE: Habachi steak houses: Should we go there? (7/11/2008 2:54:01 PM)
quote: I'm not touching the cow baptistry keyboard issue. It's only an issue if your drinking milkshakes.[:D]

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