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RE: The Lion's Den - 11/21/2008 5:00:29 PM
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doinkdom
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I'm closer to NY than AL, but with it being in the south an all, I'd make the sacrifice. 
Course...I don't sing but I can make a joyful noise 
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RE: The Lion's Den - 11/21/2008 5:02:03 PM
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Karaboo2
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I'm closer to NY as well ... in fact we iz goin to NY in August to meet up with a bunch of CWers ...
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RE: The Lion's Den - 11/21/2008 5:14:44 PM
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HighPlainsDrifter
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I have a friend who lives in Tennessee and he is fond of saying the best thing out of Alabama is I-65. Of course we don't agree on a lot of other things either.
I spent a week in Talladega last winter. It was spittin' snow, actually, and it was entertaining watching the people at my work-site freak out. People left for lunch and raided the grocery stores, then went home early. It was a hoot.
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RE: The Lion's Den - 11/21/2008 7:11:41 PM
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Odeliya
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(smart reason for 2 husbands) So that you could get your back AND your feet rubbed AT THE VERY SAME TIME!!!!
Thank you for valuable points dear Grace and Lioness! so you recommend 2, huh?
i don’t mind keeping one as a spare, but those things require a lot of feed , no? never owned a husband but heard from some survivors that men like to munch perpetually. I like cooking, but too bad,i am a student now, not Betty Crocker yet. Oh well,so they get served a can of albacore tuna, a can opener and a tube of mustard for dinner and liking it!
Any other caveats to owning 2 at once ? 2 sets of scary power tools in the garage ?
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She ( mother) had 2 but not both at the same time. God bless you, diva! Hope they were both good.
You know, my friend’s aunt is on her 4th(!) one! and all are horrible… How does saying go? her marital life is like an Oreck vacuum cleaner – it sucks a lot and periodically she feels the need to change an old dirt bag for a new one..
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RE: The Lion's Den - 11/21/2008 7:18:50 PM
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Odeliya
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Please – no one show this to my wife. She's going to want to trade me in for a newer model that doesn't have all the wear & tear, dents, defects, and other assorted breakdowns.
Insider info: ours aren’t perfect either :), we are like Microsoft –sell the defective product and call it Version 1.0
Don’t worry for Mrs, brother,we are a legal Christian Institution, not some shady shop, we only sell to bachelorettes.
And Mrs. has a perfect one, Brian ! Maybe only in quite a few years if you lose presentable appearance, she can use us.
For married women we offer Tune-Up Husband Service. She basically sends the old, squeaky unit in, then we run him thru whats called "Uncle QTman Bootcamp" – a well known daredevil drill sergeant makes those in need of attitude readjustment run 10 miles, exercise, lift weights daily, live in a camp and such.
After a few weeks any old, beer belly-ed, whiny geezer is returned to a happy customer in a form of fully refurbished, girded up his loins (in a new pair of Speedos) for work ahead ,as good as new Boy Toy that not only answers "Yes Ma'am!" but goes and does what is actually required.
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RE: The Lion's Den - 11/21/2008 9:06:42 PM
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Odeliya I can always count on you to cheer me up. Bless you.
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RE: The Lion's Den - 11/21/2008 9:11:16 PM
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Qtman
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ORIGINAL: HighPlainsDrifter
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I have a friend who lives in Tennessee and he is fond of saying the best thing out of Alabama is I-65. Of course we don't agree on a lot of other things either.
I spent a week in Talladega last winter. It was spittin' snow, actually, and it was entertaining watching the people at my work-site freak out. People left for lunch and raided the grocery stores, then went home early. It was a hoot.
You were pretty close to my home. And folks here don't even need to see snow flakes. If the weather forecaster predicts a chance of snow flurries with in 1 hour you won't find any milk or bread or sandwich meat etc in the store.
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RE: The Lion's Den - 11/21/2008 9:33:22 PM
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CoeurdeLeon_
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ORIGINAL: Odeliya
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Please – no one show this to my wife. She's going to want to trade me in for a newer model that doesn't have all the wear & tear, dents, defects, and other assorted breakdowns.
Insider info: ours aren’t perfect either :), we are like Microsoft –sell the defective product and call it Version 1.0
Don’t worry for Mrs, brother,we are a legal Christian Institution, not some shady shop, we only sell to bachelorettes.
And Mrs. has a perfect one, Brian ! Maybe only in quite a few years if you lose presentable appearance, she can use us.
For married women we offer Tune-Up Husband Service. She basically sends the old, squeaky unit in, then we run him thru whats called "Uncle QTman Bootcamp" – a well known daredevil drill sergeant makes those in need of attitude readjustment run 10 miles, exercise, lift weights daily, live in a camp and such.
After a few weeks any old, beer belly-ed, whiny geezer is returned to a happy customer in a form of fully refurbished, girded up his loins (in a new pair of Speedos) for work ahead ,as good as new Boy Toy that not only answers "Yes Ma'am!" but goes and does what is actually required.
"Uncle Qtman Bootcamp" That's beautiful! 
The whole thing is just priceless. "Dear, I think it's time for your tune-up"
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RE: The Lion's Den - 11/21/2008 10:02:51 PM
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Karaboo2
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Well Denizens, I have made plans for Christmas Eve day 2009 ... I know it's more than a year away, but it's a really cool thing -- my city has been picked as one of the 200 stops for the Olympic Torch Run. The torch stopped here last time the Olympics were in Canada (1988) and I was at that ceremony as well. It was in today's paper. I hope the kiddies will enjoy it. The ceremony is at noon and will last approximately an hour.
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