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RE: Kerr's Turkey Talk - 11/20/2008 11:11:03 AM   
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RE: Kerr's Turkey Talk - 11/20/2008 11:18:27 AM   
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As Fritz (the administrator) says, "Don't ever post or say anything on the Web that you don't want your stalker, friend, fiancé, teacher, classmate, band member, employer, employee, church, deacon, pastor, spouse, parent, grandparent, sibling, significant other, child, roommate, teammate, coach, counselor, lawyer, judge, Police, CIA, FBI, Department of Homeland Security, or a carpenter born in a stable to see."



I have this other list from Fritz in my profile:

Hard and fast rule...don't ever post anything on the web that you don't want your stalker, friend, fiance, classmate, band member, employer, employee, church, deacon, pastor, spouse, parent, sibling, significant other, child or Jesus to see. -Fritz


Fritz is a clever admin.


Kerrlaw, I forgot to post my dittos!

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RE: Kerr's Turkey Talk - 11/20/2008 11:56:07 AM   
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Lynn, love your Maxine!

Thanks...one of my sisters-in-law sent that to me in an email. It was in bitmap format and the shrinkpictures.com wouldn't shrink it so I made a flair button out of it on facebook and copied it...then pulled it up as an avatar but it speaks volumes for me most mornings!!!

I figure Maxine is really me in another 15-20 years!

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RE: Kerr's Turkey Talk - 11/20/2008 11:57:14 AM   
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ORIGINAL: ezri

I got my honey two thanksgiving cards... one is a sweet mushy 'I love you" kinda card, the other is a Maxine Card where she is wondering what the pilgrims had to be thankful for.



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RE: Kerr's Turkey Talk - 11/20/2008 11:58:21 AM   
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ORIGINAL: crankius

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ORIGINAL: WhiteRoseBlessings

As Fritz (the administrator) says, "Don't ever post or say anything on the Web that you don't want your stalker, friend, fiancé, teacher, classmate, band member, employer, employee, church, deacon, pastor, spouse, parent, grandparent, sibling, significant other, child, roommate, teammate, coach, counselor, lawyer, judge, Police, CIA, FBI, Department of Homeland Security, or a carpenter born in a stable to see."



I have this other list from Fritz in my profile:

Hard and fast rule...don't ever post anything on the web that you don't want your stalker, friend, fiance, classmate, band member, employer, employee, church, deacon, pastor, spouse, parent, sibling, significant other, child or Jesus to see. -Fritz


Fritz is a clever admin.


Kerrlaw, I forgot to post my dittos!

Either one is great advice!!!

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RE: Kerr's Turkey Talk - 11/20/2008 12:30:42 PM   
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RE: Kerr's Turkey Talk - 11/20/2008 5:33:24 PM   
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Sony,

First you should give her a link to Current Events. Then follow that up with a link to Morality and Ethics. When she is sufficiently shocked at what she sees, then give her a link to Prophecy and End Times. When she completely says she wants nothing to do with forums ever again, THEN give her a link to Kerrlaw's thread.

She'll fall in love with us immediately.




That's a thought. She'd probably have been done with forums after the first link. I think it will help her if she meets more people so maybe I'll work on that somehow.

SharMar, I've actually known that anyone can read these threads and I am careful what I say for that reason but, occasionally, it becomes more apparent than at other times. Reminders are good though.

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RE: Kerr's Turkey Talk - 11/20/2008 9:50:45 PM   
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Truck Duck

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RE: Kerr's Turkey Talk - 11/20/2008 9:55:06 PM   
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RE: Kerr's Turkey Talk - 11/20/2008 10:57:32 PM   
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Did y'all read about the Minnesota truck driver who has a duck as his co-pilot?

Truck Duck



I hope he doesn't have a quack up

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RE: Kerr's Turkey Talk - 11/20/2008 10:57:46 PM   
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Did y'all read about the Minnesota truck driver who has a duck as his co-pilot?

Truck Duck

It's probably his AFLAC agent!

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RE: Kerr's Turkey Talk - 11/20/2008 11:13:31 PM   
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RE: Kerr's Turkey Talk - 11/21/2008 8:13:05 AM   
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ORIGINAL: Kerrlaw

Did y'all read about the Minnesota truck driver who has a duck as his co-pilot?

Truck Duck



I hope he doesn't have a quack up


Groan.

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It's probably his AFLAC agent!


Just when I thought I couldn't groan harder.



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RE: Kerr's Turkey Talk - 11/21/2008 8:18:59 AM   
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ORIGINAL: Kerrlaw

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ORIGINAL: rogasinger4Him

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ORIGINAL: Kerrlaw

Did y'all read about the Minnesota truck driver who has a duck as his co-pilot?

Truck Duck



I hope he doesn't have a quack up


Groan.

quote:

It's probably his AFLAC agent!


Just when I thought I couldn't groan harder.



Just trying to be a blessing!

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RE: Kerr's Turkey Talk - 11/21/2008 8:20:05 AM   
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Here's an interesting picture from the You Make Me Laugh email I received today (this was a link in that email):

Praying cat



That's the thing about my Cocker Spaniel...if she's guilty of something she will look all pitiful...then run into her crate by herself before one of us puts her in it!!!

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RE: Kerr's Turkey Talk - 11/21/2008 1:46:08 PM   
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Bad News? The Salukis played Duke at Madison Square Garden last night.
At least it was close for a while.

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RE: Kerr's Turkey Talk - 11/21/2008 3:00:25 PM   
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Turkey Election

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RE: Kerr's Turkey Talk - 11/21/2008 3:08:22 PM   
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Hey Kerr and everybody, check this out:

Turkey Election

That was funny but the Creepy Blind Date one is well...

I don't think I would have stuck around to ask that many questions!!!

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RE: Kerr's Turkey Talk - 11/21/2008 3:23:23 PM   
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ORIGINAL: BBfan

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ORIGINAL: MyCatSmokey2006

Here's an interesting picture from the You Make Me Laugh email I received today (this was a link in that email):

Praying cat



That's the thing about my Cocker Spaniel...if she's guilty of something she will look all pitiful...then run into her crate by herself before one of us puts her in it!!!


That must be a cocker trait. Miss Audrey does the same thing. Sometimes I even have to drag her out of the crate once her "time-out" (ie - mommy has cooled down and doesn't want to kill her anymore) is over...

Of course, she also "tattles" on the cats when they do something that she knows she can't do or I don't like them doing...

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RE: Kerr's Turkey Talk - 11/21/2008 9:33:45 PM   
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Good news and bad news. Good News? The Salukis played Duke at Madison Square Garden last night.
Bad News? The Salukis played Duke at Madison Square Garden last night.
At least it was close for a while.


I saw some of that Bill. Also saw them against UCLA tonight.

They need to fire the schedule maker. Duke and UCLA on consecutive nights.

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RE: Kerr's Turkey Talk - 11/21/2008 9:39:49 PM   
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ORIGINAL: phosadaud

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ORIGINAL: BBfan

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ORIGINAL: MyCatSmokey2006

Here's an interesting picture from the You Make Me Laugh email I received today (this was a link in that email):

Praying cat



That's the thing about my Cocker Spaniel...if she's guilty of something she will look all pitiful...then run into her crate by herself before one of us puts her in it!!!


That must be a cocker trait. Miss Audrey does the same thing. Sometimes I even have to drag her out of the crate once her "time-out" (ie - mommy has cooled down and doesn't want to kill her anymore) is over...

Of course, she also "tattles" on the cats when they do something that she knows she can't do or I don't like them doing...

Our other Cocker Spaniels were hyper dogs but Belle is very easy going and you can't help but just adore her. She's the sweetest dog I know.
My manchild calls her racist though..she barks at blonde people!!!


Edited for gross spelling or typo...whichever you want to believe! Too cold tonight...can't get these poor fingers typing right.

< Message edited by BBfan -- 11/21/2008 10:41:07 PM >

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RE: Kerr's Turkey Talk - 11/21/2008 9:44:35 PM   
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Our other Cocker Spaniels were hyper dogs but Belle is very easy going and you can't help but just adore here. She's the sweetest dog I know.
My manchild calls her racist though..she barks at blonde people!!!


Does she bark only at natural blondes. or does she have the gift of discernment?

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RE: Kerr's Turkey Talk - 11/21/2008 10:26:31 PM   
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Our other Cocker Spaniels were hyper dogs but Belle is very easy going and you can't help but just adore here. She's the sweetest dog I know.
My manchild calls her racist though..she barks at blonde people!!!


Audrey is my snuggle bug and she absolutely ADORES children - which of course means children absolutely ADORE her back. She is loved by everyone who meets her - althought she tends to be a little shy around new people at first - and she usually takes a bit longer to warm up to men. Sometimes I wonder if that's because it's all girls at my house...

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RE: Kerr's Turkey Talk - 11/21/2008 10:41:45 PM   
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Our other Cocker Spaniels were hyper dogs but Belle is very easy going and you can't help but just adore here. She's the sweetest dog I know.
My manchild calls her racist though..she barks at blonde people!!!


Does she bark only at natural blondes. or does she have the gift of discernment?
Well since most of them are kids...I would say only at natural blondes.

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RE: Kerr's Turkey Talk - 11/21/2008 10:43:42 PM   
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ORIGINAL: BBfan
Our other Cocker Spaniels were hyper dogs but Belle is very easy going and you can't help but just adore here. She's the sweetest dog I know.
My manchild calls her racist though..she barks at blonde people!!!


Audrey is my snuggle bug and she absolutely ADORES children - which of course means children absolutely ADORE her back. She is loved by everyone who meets her - althought she tends to be a little shy around new people at first - and she usually takes a bit longer to warm up to men. Sometimes I wonder if that's because it's all girls at my house...
Sounds like Belle with the exception of the men part. Men outnumber the girls in my household unless you count her...then if you count my eldest's dog...we're still outnumbered!

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