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RE: Kerr's Turkey Talk - 11/27/2008 8:08:58 PM
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Kerrlaw
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Lion: Your former avatar (the cute kittty) definitely has some Maine Coon blood, thought it doesn't look like a purebred. But that's OK, none of current pride are purebred.
The kitty in your current avatar is no doubt a boy. It illustrates one of the crucial differences between men and women.
A woman can gain five pounds, have a hair out of place, and get a small wrinkle and stand in front of the mirror and thinks that she looks horrible. A man can gain 40 pounds, lose half his hair, nad be as wrinkled as a prune, but when he looks in the mirror he says: "Not Bad".
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RE: Kerr's Turkey Talk - 11/27/2008 8:10:02 PM
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Kerrlaw
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Thanks to everyone for the nice well wishes for a Happy Thanksgiving.
Guess I will have to start a new thread this weekend. Be sure to look for it.
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RE: Kerr's Turkey Talk - 11/28/2008 3:10:47 PM
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frog43
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What does Phyliss think about the idea?
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RE: Kerr's Turkey Talk - 11/28/2008 8:24:55 PM
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country83
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Lion, what happened to the astronomically high post count (that I shall never see under my name)?
BTW, cute kitty.
I opened another account because there is a glitch with my inbox on my original one. I mean, what if someone...anyone...tried to send me a PM????
Okay, so what if that's unlikely, I can still pretend to be wildly popular, can't I? 
Thanks for the kitty compliment. I think she's saying (not to you, to others who know who they are  )
"You're weird. But I'm entertained, nonetheless." 
Kerr, I think she's a Maine Coon kitten, what do you think?
I just posted a pic of my wife's cat, Daisy. She has to stay with my in-laws because we're not allowed to have pets here. 
I'm sorry you can't have her with you. She's sure a pretty cat. I bet your wife really misses her.
She does. But hopefully we'll soon be able to find a place for all three of us. 
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RE: Kerr's Turkey Talk - 11/28/2008 11:22:09 PM
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frog43
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So it looks like Lane Kiffin got the coach's job after all. Thoughts?
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RE: Kerr's Turkey Talk - 11/29/2008 9:32:32 AM
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Hope we can hear you Tennessee fans today holloring
GO DAWGS!
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RE: Kerr's Turkey Talk - 11/29/2008 11:42:48 AM
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singLOUD
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A woman can gain five pounds, have a hair out of place, and get a small wrinkle and stand in front of the mirror and thinks that she looks horrible. A man can gain 40 pounds, lose half his hair, nad be as wrinkled as a prune, but when he looks in the mirror he says: "Not Bad".
Kerr,
Not exactly my proudest moment, but when forced to enter a speech contest in high school, I won the "oral interpretation of poetry" category with a peom by Ogden Nash about women and their concern for weight. It reads in part,
"Some women smoke to much, and some women drink too much, and some women pray too much, but all women think that they weigh too much. They may be a slender as a sylph or a dryad, but just let them get on the scales and they embark on a doleful jeremiad. No matter how low a figure the needle happens to touch, they always claim it is at least 5 pounds too much."
The last line reads:
"So I think it is very nice for women to be lithe and lissome, but not so much that you cut yourself if you happens to embrace or kissome."
Funny stuff. I am not saying it is true, because I like sleeping indoors, but funny stuff nevertheless.
zzzzzzzzzzzzz
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RE: Kerr's Turkey Talk - 11/29/2008 12:20:57 PM
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ezri
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"So I think it is very nice for women to be lithe and lissome, but not so much that you cut yourself if you happens to embrace or kissome."
Funny stuff. I am not saying it is true, because I like sleeping indoors, but funny stuff nevertheless.
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LOVE IT
Love Ogden Nash poetry. Such a troll he was.
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RE: Kerr's Turkey Talk - 11/29/2008 4:37:57 PM
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WhiteRoseBlessings
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HA! FINALLY! Sharon-Marie, I want you to know it took me a long time to find this post. LOL! Cranky, I considered giving you a link, but I thought a bit of hunting would do you good. Uhm, that, AND the fact that providing a link would have meant that I would have to do the hunting. 
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The tea went well. I had to lead the ladies in a couple songs, and give my testimony. The testimony went great, I guess, people were laughing and crying. Is that good or bad?  I think I heard them laughing at the funny parts and crying during the sad parts, so that must be good. This seems like the correct order.
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Mr. Cranky preached a great sermon! For an engineer, he can preach very well. He taught on the consequences of Biblical illiteracy.
At the end he told them to write their complaint letters and send them to the pastor's email. What a guy! LOL!
Wow; his sermon subject sounds awesome. I don't suppose there's a written copy? I'd love to read it.
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RE: Kerr's Turkey Talk - 11/29/2008 7:52:08 PM
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Bama is heading to the SEC Conference Championship game at 12-0.
Beat Auburn today for the first time in Tuscaloosa. Final score Bama 36 Auburn 0.
ROLL TIDE!!!!!!!
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